#summoning the simps

[pnkq]

lil eepy sleepy boi i love him so much

[luxangrey]

Please explain to me why Miguel O’Hara is hot.

[rabbitsonthemoon]

I don't think I've ever appreciated the trope of an incredibly dominant and powerful character who scares the shit everyone except they're an absolute subby mess for one specific person who Doesn't Get Why Everyone Else Thinks They're Scary™ until I watched That Time I Got Reincarnated As A Slime and met this absolute disgrace of a demon (affectionate).

Pat him on the head, Rimuru! Look at him! He wants head pats and to be told he's a good boy!

[littlelightfish]

Holm appreciation post because he's way to preety and you're not talking about it nearly enough

[merciawintersageposting]

how it started how it’s going

[ritasanderson]

save me Quincy Isaacs

[itstwoamandimcursingyourname]

whenever Aleksander and Alina are doing ~things~ in the trilogy(winter fete make out scene in s&b, dream make out scene in s&s, name reveal in r&r) they're BOTH always in a physical position where it would be impossible to lie about/hide how much they want each other even without the presence of their otherworldly paranormal soulmatecore tether. If Aleksander were a thousand year old well practiced seducer who only wanted to manipulate Alina, wouldn't he AT LEAST move himself out of that revealing position instead of manuevering himself to the point where it's impossible to LIE abt wanting her even if he wanted to. In this essay I will-

[s117rartblog]

I've been entertaining myself with the idea of a crossover that a friend of mine actually fueled with a couple of writings for me xd so, bear with me. But I apologize in advance for my simping nonsense.

[fantomette22]

Solaire of Astora… save me…

Solaire of Astora

Save me Solaire of Astora

[laterlavender]

I can hide no longer. I will speak the truth through Tav

[fatuismooches]

I've been kind of dry lately, but I'm doing my best to finish this fic before July ends bc i've been procrastinating it 💀 i promise it's cute tho... it's at least 7k+ words (unfinished)

[lyri-da-suprstar]

You know what? FUCK IT

I dont ship Baxter x Nifty AT ALL

totallly not because i want Baxter to myself

I dont mean to be rude but i just dont see it, like i feel like Baxter would be more of the comic relief than a "bad boy"

i wanna be with Baxter

And sure there was art of them before in one fo Viv's old streams but THEY ARE OLD STREAMS so it might not be canon anymore

its canon btw guys, Baxter is my husband

So yeah, thats one of my hot takes pls dont attack me for it, thanks:)

I HAVE BEEN SIMPING FOR BAXTER SINCE THE PILOT, I AM PROBABLY ONE OF THE ONLY BAXTER SIMPS YALL REALLY DONT UNDERSTAND THE PAIN SOMETIMES

Also dont read the tags, dont know who put em there

[hanafubukki]

Need to write kisses for lilia…for bat appreciation day…the need increases…

[goofishh]

ALL the simps are gonna flood Wal-Mart for this gem of a product

[yourlocalstranger123]

SUMMONING GONE WRONG?

I can just imagine, Genshin Sagau just summoning you but you were doing something.

(You can use the idea but I appreciate if you tag/mention Me so I can see what you did with the idea. I would love too see it!)

Ex.

You were in your robes but suddenly, you get teleported! You looked down and see... Zhongli having a nosebleed? (Well since he is the oldest archon, I think he has the responsibility to greet you first.)

Ex of what it looks like

"My G- Grace! Is an honor to meet you!"

(Especially like this.)

He bows his head. You look around to see other people seem to pass out, and the people who didn't, got a tissue and bowed down. You even got kaeya and Yae looking down blushing. Boy, it sure did look like a crime scene...

Ex. 2

Your stupid friend (me 🤭😳) had tied you in red ropes.

Like this. (Idc how cringe this is. I have already ruined my life with it)

But it seems that you've been teleported/summoned. You look him to see Zhongli blushing bright red as the red ropes. You see him look away, bleeding from his nose.

"I'd appreciate if you could untie me."

"Oh- of course your Grace! I will untie you right this instant."

(He wished you could stay like this a bit more longer for him to see only)

After you got untied you have noticed everyone was looking down, blushing. You think they are blushing because of embarrassment or awkwardness but in reality, they are thinking quite a scenario in their head.

[iamthecomet]

I neeeeeeed chaos twins Dew and Sunshine gettin in trouble with Mountain and Ifrit heuehha

hehheehehe. Ok, first of all. I have so many thoughts about Sunshine and Dewdrop and I never let myself explore them, and I don't know why? And also, angry!Mountain? And if you were hoping for smut, I'm sorry. You'll have to settle for giggling ghouls instead.

"DEWDROP!" Sunshine hides her face in Dew's collarbone and giggles. He braces his hand on the back of her head, fingers dug deep into her copper curls to press her face tighter to his chest. It's either in solidarity, or an attempt to suffocate her. The broom closet is small. Big enough to hold three brooms, a mop, and two very small ghouls. As it is, they're pressed together at every point. Sunshine's thigh is wedged between Dew's. His chin is in her hair. His heart is hammering against her forehead. Mountain's footsteps get closer. He's big and angry, and so he's stomping down the hall like he's trying to topple the abbey with each step. Sunshine tips her head up so she can look at Dew in the dim closet. The only light is a slant of it coming in through the door. It casts over Dew's face, highlighting one eye, and the bridge of his nose. His mouth is tipped up into a smirk that's getting dangerously close to being an actual smile.

Mountain's footsteps slow. Dewdrop must see something on Sunshine's face, a noise bubbling in her throat because suddenly his hand is clamped over her mouth, fingers digging roughly into her cheek. He looks down at her, eyes wild and wide. She's sure he's too hot to touch for any of the other ghouls, but to her, he just feels like the comforting warmth of a bonfire on a cool night. Suddenly, the light expands. The door opens. Dew stumbles, toppling to the floor as soon as the door isn't there to lean on anymore. He drags Sunshine with him, landing in a heap at Mountain's feet. Ifrit rounds the corner as if the commotion summoned him. It probably did. He and Mountain have been looking for them for a while. Dew and Sunshine have been hopping from room to room trying to avoid their wrath. In her defense, stealing their weed and replacing it with kitchen herbs seemed like a great idea at the time. And it's still pretty fucking funny. Though, to be honest, she'd rather be dealing with high Mountain and Ifrit, instead of you know, being high and dealing with Mountain and Ifrit. Dew groans from beneath her. Heaving out a sigh that sounds a lot like he's finally giving up. That's no good. "Get up," Mountain demands.

Sunshine looks up at him and Ifrit, arms crossed, brows furrowed down. Ifrit's tail flicks back and forth like a cat getting ready to pounce. And that's no good either. She doesn't want to deal with the consequences now. She's still having fun. She looks over their heads, to the beams of light pouring in through one of the massive gable windows. She smiles sweetly up at Mountain. It's cruel, she knows, because he's a sucker for a soft smile, she watches his guard drop, just a little. And she reaches up, makes a fist, and suddenly the room is flooded with sunlight, blinding everyone but her. She jumps to her feet, hauling Dew up by the wrist, and bolts. "Go, go, go, go" she shrieks, dragging Dew behind her as she skids around the corner. "SUNSHINE!" Ifrit roars from the other hallway. Dew cackles. He's picking up speed now that he can see again. He overtakes her easily, adjusting their hold so their fingers are laced together as they run. He grins at her, "I've got the perfect place."